what a fucking idiot
i want 14 of them
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg
I need my tacos before my yoga.
If I had a list for qualities in a soul mate George Harrison is all of them
Can we just take a moment to realize how this child is acting more maturely than half the population of the earth? Kay. That will be all.
we should all reglob.
He is clearly traumatized
For some of their films, Disney would film real actors so that the animators could watch them for reference.
hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemonMy brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
"Grandfather Writes Letter To His Daughter After She Kicks Out His Gay Grandson"
Fuck. Got to my heart
So much respect for him
I love this